If you kiss my neck, my pants are coming off jsyk
I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)
this is the hottest thing in the entire world you can not convince me otherwise
is nobody going to talk about the fact that this was in an actual nicki minaj song that she released to the public
i love this song tho
I like it too
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
only when you use lube
rebloggable, as requested :)
this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds*








